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The theme for this year's library poetry competition is 'Laughing Out Loud'.  Click on a link on the home page of Kapiti District Libraries If you are interested in more information about the competition.

This month's prize draw also has a humorous poetry theme.  Read the three poems below, choose your favourite and submit your entry (open to Kapiti District residents only). The winner will be drawn at the next Wrappers meeting on Friday 3 July.

1)  Bert's Will     by Merv Webster

"A cappuccino would be nice

And thank you Anne dear friend.

Since Bert has died I've felt quite lost,

But time has helped things mend."

"I guess what hurt the most dear Anne

Was finding in Bert's will;

To me he never left a thing;

A truly bitter pill."

"He never left you anything!

I thought Bert more sincere,

But is that diamond ring not new

You're wearing sister dear?"

"Well let me put it this way Anne.

Bert's will did leave a bit;

Five grand for a memorial stone

And this dear Anne ... is it."

 2) On the Ning Nang Nong     by Spike Milligan

On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

3)  Headphone Harold      by Nick Toczek

Headphone Harold wore his headphones

Through the night and through the day.

He said, ‘I’d rather hear my music

Than the dumb things people say.

In the city’s honkin’ traffic,

He heard trumpets ‘stead of trucks.

Down the quiet country back roads

He heard drums instead of ducks.

Through the patterin’ springtime showers

He heard guitars instead of rain.

Down the track at the railroad crossin’

He heard the trombones – not the train.